Ladies and gentleman, I formally introduce you to Gnomey. That’s right, Gnomey the Gnome. I think a formal introduction is just the thing he needs so that I don’t get that raised eyebrow every time I ask “so, how do you feel about gnomes?”.
Megan wished him good luck on his journey! He had just returned from Lindsay and Aaron’s wedding where he had just frolicked through the land of pink shoe laces.