Silly emails.
I recently placed a canvas order with one of my favorite companies and I got this shipment email this morning:
“Your canvas order has been gently taken through our production process and has reached a state of 99.9% perfection.
Our packing specialists have made sure your print is nestled comfortably inside the finest materials money can buy.
We said our final goodbyes on 10/23/08. You can track your canvas’ adventure with this number XXXX.
Please don’t tackle the Fed Ex driver when they arrive. You can wait a few extra minutes for them to stop the truck.”
I love them more!!