For years I have been taking what we call the “O Sh!t Kit” to weddings. Just in case. I wanted to share it’s contents to help out the brides & MOHs out there! Plus, Gloria recently mentioned that she needs to make her own emergency kit for her wedding and I thought “I’ll just bring mine!”

Let’s start with my stylish Kenneth Cole messenger bag. It’s so easy to gain access to anything on the fly!

The back has a mesh pocket which is great for holding an umbrella. I love this self-open/self-close model!

Pens & pencils. Some always need to edit their speech.

Inside, there are several pockets. I use the smallest one for the most important things …

… like oodles of toupee tape, eye drops, tylenol & a bottle opener.

The main pocket holds all of these goodies.

From left to right (in some sort of order):

Clean & Clear oil absorbing wipes

Gas-X

tampons

body glue

kleenex

panchos

emergency blanket

first aid kit w/ bandaids

playing cards

static guard

lighter

drinking straws

spare bow tie

blue garter

purell hand sanitizer

shout wipes

Tide To Go pen

neosporin

tums

no sew glue

pony tail holders & hair pins

pre-threaded needles, scissors, and a variety of colored threads

sewing pins, also good for boutonnieres

I need to add deodarant (something that won’t melt EVERYWHERE) and eye lash glue. Am I missing anything else?