Warning. The following pictures are shocking.
Ask Keeli.
That’s a shocked face right there…

 

Gentle reader. You will find that the following sequence of events begins innocently enough. We have a makeup artist preparing a bride.

Closely followed by a series of formal portraits of the bride and her…  bridesmaids … perhaps?

    
  

And then followed by some lovely portraits of the bride.

 

  Hmm, bride really looks like Lynn Michelle.

 

Suddenly the portraits take on more than just a plain nautical flare.
Lynn Michelle is on a jetski.

On a jetski, I say.

Did I mention she is on a JETSKI?

This is insanity now. Pure madness.
What could possibly happen next?!

 

And if you don’t believe the preceding events occured, I can give you the names of 5 witnesses that were part of this devious plan- plus 3 random jetskiers, 4 boaters, 2 water policemen, and 1 gnome.